There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind
* How Musicians Do It * Drummers hit it harder , Guitarists finger in faster. Bassists do it deeper. Singers do it louder
What is Warm, Soft, Sticky, and has a Hole in the middle?? It’s a Fresh Doughnut.. wow you dirty minded people!
I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.
There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..! The rest is 69…..!
HIV AIDS awareness campaign –“Before you pump, cover your stump.Don’t be silly protect your bully..”