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Biology class master: all of you draw the male reproductive system. Student: sir please close your zip, girls are copying.
Boy: how much calcium is there in woman’s breast? Girl: I don’t know but it has enough calcium to help man boneless things stand up.
A dancer bends down, a USA guy puts $100 in her panty; English guy puts $200 in her panty. A Sardar took his ATM card, swipes between her ass and takes all $300.
What’s the difference between movies having Certificate – U, A, XX, XXX? U: Hero gets the heroine A: Villain gets the heroine XX: All the actors get the heroine XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine ??????
What is the sex organ of an elephant and why? His foot. Beacuse if he stamps on you, you are fucked.
What do Bungee Jumping & Prostitutes have in common? With both pleasure lasts for 35 seconds and if the rubber breaks, you are fucked.