Q: If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? A: If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
Q: What can run but can’t walk? A: A drop of water.
Q: What goes around and around the wood but never goes into the wood? A: The bark on a tree.
Q: Name four days of the week that start with the letter “t”? A: Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
Q: How many months have 28 days? A: All 12 months.
Q: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? A: Neither, they both weigh one pound.
Q: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A: A Towel.
Q: You walk into a room with a match, a karosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first? A: The match.