Girl goes TO repair umbrella. Umbrella man says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!
What is the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman? Riding a bicycle u fix your ass & move your legs. Riding a woman YOU fix ur legs & move YOUR Ass!
Man to wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant. Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman…
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629. -
Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.
Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !
Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!
Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...!