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Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.

I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up...

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.






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